the kid: probably

She was looking for her phone, her mother’s old galaxy s4, and asked me if I knew where it was. When I told her I didn’t she said “It’s probably in my room.”

Probably in my room. Not yet three and correctly using probably.

the kid: probably

the kid: jesus christ

I was working through a stressful situation and had evidently expressed some verbal frustration because when I came into the house the kid came up to me and asked “Why did you say jesus christ daddy? Why did you say jesus christ?”

“Because I was upset.”

“Okay.”

the kid: jesus christ